kanyewesticle:

My little brother gets it

kanyewesticle:

My little brother gets it

ostracizedpoodle:

life has never given me lemons

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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.[latimes]
damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

There ain’t no party like a Bioshock party
Cause a Bioshock party don’t stop until everything hurts.

damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

There ain’t no party like a Bioshock party

Cause a Bioshock party don’t stop until everything hurts.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

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twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

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